dirty jose
the dirty jose is a traditional love making skill from a small town outside of guadalupe, mexico. after bringing his swollen member to climax in the b-ttocks of his partner, the man proceeds remove the c-m and fecal mixture and put in in his partner’s belly b-tton. he then makes sweet, slow love to his partner’s belly b-tton with his right index finger (using your left finger is considered inappropriate and is highly frowned upon in most circles).
i find that wearing a low-ride thong makes it much easier for my bf to dirty jose me after he humps my -n-s.
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