Dirty Juan
the act of forcibly taking an unwilling partic-p-nt to a secluded location by threat of force, performing -n-l s-x on the unwilling partic-p-nt and then forcibly making partic-p-nt perform oral s-x. also called -ss to mouth or atm.
richard was in his backyard when a stranger forced him into his garage and gave him a dirty juan.
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the puerto rican version of the dirty sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in -n-l s-x, then the man takes his p-n-s and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female’s -ss and wipes the reminants on the female’s upper lip.
laura was p-ssed and yelled at manuel “don’t ever give me a dirty sanchez again”, and manuel replied i am puerto rican b-tch, that was a dirty juan!
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