Dirty Kebab


when a man puts circular foods (donut, bagel, pineapple, etc…) around his erect p-n-s forming the appearance of a kebab. then a partner consumes the food off of his shaft until it is all eaten.
carol: “hey marissa, did you enjoy your dirty kebab last night?”
marissa: “it was a delightful taste sensation”

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