Dirty Layton

the canadian equivalent of the dirty sanchez.

named after the famously 70’s p-rn-starish moustache of new democratic party (ndp) leader jack layton.

since canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the dirty sanchez header. the definition of a dirty layton is broad enough to also incorporate the dirty sanchez’s first cousin, the dirty rodruigez.

also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
– hey hoser, i don’t know what you’re talkin’ aboot, i didn’t give you the dirty layton. i cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

– man, don’t spill s-&t in my car then shrug like it’s not your problem, that’s just a dirty layton move… (metaphor)

– some people also consider the scandals that jean chretien left for paul martin to deal with as a huge dirty layton.

– for american readers, the deficits bush left for obama to clean up… also a huge dirty layton

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