Dirty Llama


when a girl is giving you head you look down and constantly spit on her face.
last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. she flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of dirty llama.
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a dirty llama is a used condom.
dupree: hey you know that libarian you set me up with?
molly: yeahh?
dupree: well after i did her i left a little suprise on your couch
molly: what kind of suprise?
dupree: a dirty llama!

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