Dirty-Lyric Syndrome
dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc.
wendy: argh, i’ve got dirty-lyric syndrome.
wilfred: what’s that?!
wendy: well, it’s when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.
wilfred: oh, i get that all the time. what’s stuck in your head?
wendy:
“sarah got f-cked up in the back seat last night
and she don’t give no f-ck.
she got f-cked in the public bathroom last night too,
and she don’t give a d-mn.”
what about you?
wilfred: i’ve got some of icp’s chop chop slide stuck in my head.
wendy: orly? how’s it go?
wilfred: like this:
“f-ck sh-t p-ssy -ss,
motherf-ckin’ d-mn b-tch
b-tch d-mn motherf-ckin’,
-ss p-ssy sh-t f-ck.”
wendy: your’s is worse than mine, content wise.
wilfred: yeah, if i sang that at school i’d get a week’s worth of dententions.
wendy: same here.
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