dirty mateusz
when a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. her domain is an isolated area such as a bas-m-nt, dungeon, or apartment. both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. the cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to somalian pirates to pay off her tab at hooters.
delinquent #1: she pulled a dirty mateusz on timmy… he was only 13.
delinquent #2: too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
delinquent #3: haha! bro, we can dress him up as patrick the starfish for halloween.
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