Dirty Meat Rod
when you have -n-l s-x and your partner forgot to wipe their -ss and you pull out only to find your d-ck is covered in-n-l snot
f-ckbuddy 1: dude did you wipe your -ss properly?
f-ckbuddy 2: ummm maybe. why?
f-ckbuddy 1: you’ve just given me a dirty meat rod you healed up c-nt
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