dirty melissa
when a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. then gives you a bl-w j-b while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.
aye you skeeeeyuuuu that b-tch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn’t even melissa.
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