dirty mex
pertaining to a person or persons of a mixed portugese and polish heritage. these people tend to drive beat up chevy cavaliers, and date girls with pet-te frames, yet have extremely large br–sts.
jamie is the dirty mex.
a cheap mexican eating establishment which is usually located on your local state street. it will most likely have a california burrito as an item on the menu. it is referred to as ‘dirty’ as it is usually cheap, greasy and quick as opposed to a cl-ssy ‘sit-down’ mexican restaurant.
bob just texted me back, and he says he just wants to get dirty mex before the game because he is broke.
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