dirty mexican cum blanket
that blanket someone gives you when you’re staying over their house on short notice. it’s usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you’d rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: “here’s a pillow and blanket dude” -pulls nasty blanket out of closet-
you: “thanks man” -throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch- “no way am i sleeping with a dirty mexican c-m blanket…”
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