Dirty Miguel
top definition
when a woman finger-f-cks her boyfriend in the -ss and then rubs her soiled finger on his upper lip, creating a smelly sh-t mustache. this offer null and void if he already has a real mustache. similar to a dirty sanchez, but one for the girls.
i got so sick of my guy asking me to finger-f-ck his -ss that i gave him a dirty miguel to teach him a lesson.
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