Dirty Moon
sitting down and taking a dump only to realize your out of toilet paper. so you have to get up and grab some with your pants down.
“i sat down and sh-t before i realized there was no toilet paper, so i had to get up with a dirty moon and use paper from the towel dispenser.”
when you moon someone and take a dump at the same time
dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.
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