dirty mouse
the act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person -n-s and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.
tool- “hey man what are you doing tonight?”
andrew- “idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!”
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