Dirty Mr. Musband
similar to the dirty sanchez, the dirty mr. musband is performed by using the erect p-n-s or finger to wipe one’s own -j-c-l-t-d seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the -ss of the kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the kocho. -j-c-l-t- may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
he gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her -ss hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. she immediately replied, “dirty mr. musband!”
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