dirty neopolitan
a perverse s-xual reference relating to a flavour of ice cream. one starts with a lady being on the rag and a kind soul continues to lay a chocolate log on her p-ssy. once this is completed she is f-cked until a vast helping of trouser yoghurt is unleashed inside her to complete the trio.
the finished result has all the colourful characteristics of delicious neopolitan ice cream; fruity strawberry, delicious chocolate and creamy vanilla.
yummy.
“yeah, bruv. yeah bruv. yeah. yeah, this bird last night had the decorators in yeah, and after a bit of scattin’ and my own personal touch it was the full house mate. the dirty neopolitan. sweet.”
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