dirty paolo
the act of having s-x with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.
“what did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?”
“here’s the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser…”
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