dirty patrick
the action of smearing feces onto your hand, -j-c-l-t-ng into it, then shaking the hand of a man who is overly affectionate to his gf or spouse, in the hopes that the mixture will be accidentally smeared onto the woman’s upper lip.
steve was groping his girlfriend karlee at the dinner table so i gave him a dirty patrick and she totally got pink eye!
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