Dirty PB & J
when peanut b-tter is smeared on a p-n-s and jelly is applied to a woman’s -sshole, followed by -n-l s-x then a bl-wj-b.
girl 1: “what did you have for lunch?”
girl 2: “my husband made me a dirty pb&j”
when a women sticks the index finger in the p–p chute and middle finger of the same hand in the p-ssy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
scotty kept trying to f-ck me during my period, so i gave him a dirty pb & j while he slept.
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