Dirty Perez
a step process: first vomit in a cup, and let rest for one week. next find a willing -ssistant. then, have the -ssistant drink the well rested vomit whilest you are discharging your bowels into her mouth. finally with excrement and and vomit still in the oral cavity, placd your p-n-s into the oral cavity and enjoy.
dude whats that smell
aw sorry man i still smell from that dirty perez
much like the dirty sanchez, which is as follows:
“an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. after a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. the finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache…”
stick it, wipe it, rub it. smile.
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