Dirty Pirate Hooker

all of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for dirty pirate hooker, this is the one true definition. a dirty pirate hooker is a prost-tute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a dirty pirate hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for s-x with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the dirty pirate hooker dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said dirty pirate hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
her name was cinammon, she came to our hotel room in vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and sk-nkiness told us that she wasn’t only a stripper, she was indeed a dirty pirate hooker.
-a hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone
hey that kate girl is a real dirty pirate hooker, i wantz to bone her.
1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty wh-r-.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty wh-r-s they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty sl-t who sleeps with pirates for money.

‘dirty’ as in sleeps with everyone ‘pirate’ as in sleeps with pirates ‘hooker’ as in so good you should have to pay.
ex.)
“you are a dirty pirate hooker”
“yer a dirty pirate hooker”
“yous uh dirty pirate hooker”

guy: “i’ll give you ten bucks”
girl: (gasp)”what do you think i am, a dirty pirate hooker?”
guy: “yea, your dirty , your a prost-tute, and your personal ad says ‘call to get some booty’ ”

guy 1: (asks a question)
guy 2: (answers with smart -ss remark)
guy 1: “you are a dirty pirate hooker”
guy 2: (smiles)”yes i am”

(n.) – an alcohol shot modeled after the dirty girl scout. coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of sailor jerry’s (or captain morgan) rum, and exclaim, “yaaarrrgh!” after swallowing.
dirty pirate hookers all around!
1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty wh-r-.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty wh-r-s they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty sl-t who sleeps with pirates for money.

‘dirty’ as in sleeps with everyone ‘pirate’ as in sleeps with pirates ‘hooker’ as in so good you should have to pay.
ex.)
“you are a dirty pirate hooker”
“yer a dirty pirate hooker”
“yous uh dirty pirate hooker”

guy: “i’ll give you ten bucks”
girl: (gasp)”what do you think i am, a dirty pirate hooker?”
guy: “yea, your dirty , your a prost-tute, and your personal ad says ‘call to get some booty’ ”

guy 1: (asks a question)
guy 2: (answers with smart -ss remark)
guy 1: “you are a dirty pirate hooker”
guy 2: (smiles)”yes i am”

when having s-x with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to c-m, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you c-m in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
dude your mom was being a b-tch last night so i made her into a dirty pirate hooker.
an elite prost-tute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew
this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker
a dirty, pirate-like hooker. often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation
suzy: ethan your a d-ck!

ethan: shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on wh-r- island!

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