dirty potato
the origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be “dirty.” however, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a “dirty potato.” as you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. however, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation… but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of s-xual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of “dirty potato.”
good lord, she did that?!!!?!??!
what a f—ing dp (dirty potato)!!!
2 quotes from one of the words creators:
“yo, im gonna be hittin’ up some serious dp action tonight…”
“we’re rollin’ deep with dp’s tonight.”
3 more definitions
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2
when the male inserts his t-st-cl-s into a womans -n-s and pulls them out. the resulting t-st-cl-s will look like dirty potatos.
n-body likes the taste of dirty potatos.
3
one who is easily taken advantage of s-xually but who is very attractive and put together however loves the d
that dirty potato put her number in my phone while i was cleaning myself up
4
a respones to when somebody says something that has either an explicitly or implicitly dirty meaning, similar in use to that’s what she said
“the fire won’t light because all my wood is wet.”
“dirty potatoes!”
originating in a nerd community in south dublin, ireland.
dirty potatoes!
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