Dirty Quaker
the s-xual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an -n-l plug.
guy 1:
my wife surprised the h-ll out of me last night when she pulled the dirty quaker out of her -ss and set it on the night stand.
guy 2:
holy sh-t!
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