dirty rag
a vulgar term used to decribe a used tampon or sanitary napkin
she’s so f-cking hot i’d drag my tounge across a mile of broken gl-ss just to lick the garbage truck that carted her dirty rag to the dump
an offbeat and often scandalous newspaper.
me? i read the times. i can’t believe you read a dirty rag like the post.
a lewd s-xual act in which the male -j-c-l-t-s on the face of his partner and continues to wipe the -j-c-l-t- from the face of said partner with his scr-t-m. in an ideal situation the male in question will have an exceptionally pungent yambag and will have neglected personal hygiene for days, preferably weeks. optional: after said act is executed, the male may choose to dip his t-st-cl-s in the mouth of his s-xual companion. thus avoiding unwanted residue on said yambag.
“last night i was deep cleaning my grandma and gave her the ol’ dirty rag”
“jeff’s so lucky that his wife doesn’t make him shower before giving her a dirty rag”
“if i don’t dip after a good dirty rag sometimes my b-llsack gets all sticky”
having dirty rags means you got the worst of the worst. there is no chance this hand is going to win. drawing dead before the flop, you will usually throw the chips in a fit of rage knowing you got sh-t. after the rise of “young guns” in the poker community, the bluff-call has become popular when you’re holding the dirty rags.
most often caught with dirty rags:
1. eric
-i’m all in…
-i call, what do you have
-dirty rags
-…f-cking idiot
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