dirty ray allen
named for seattle basketball’s ray allen’s long shot accuracy, the dirty ray allen is performed during -n-l s-x, the male will at the point of -rg-sm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his -j-c-l-t- from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his p-n-s immediately in their mouth making him the ‘baller of the week’.-
-an authentic dirty ray allen is done while dressed in a supersonics jersey.
“yo dawg, i skied from 3 point land and dirty ray allen’d that b-tch!”
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