dirty sandcastle
when you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your p-n-s through the tower windows and proceed to f–k her but just before you -j-c-l-t-, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
jack: hey man, me and sasha just got back from the beach.
larry: cool did you do it?
jack: do what
larry: the dirty sandcastle
jack:oh yeah i did. i ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
larry: wow that’s crazy
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