dirty sanders

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sticking your finger in a girl’s -ss, then wiping said finger under her eyes like eye black, a la deion sanders.
instead of settling for the normal dirty sanchez routine, eric gave donna the dirty sanders instead.
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a dirty sanders is where you have t-tty s-x with a woman only backwards such that your -ss is in her face, sitting on it in fact if you do it right. when you are done, blow it on her chin to give her a goatee not unlike the late great colonel sanders himself.

i am a sanders and my father (not the colonel) coined this move with your mother. i gave it a name and added the finale, but can’t take full credit.
i sat on her face, pressed her t-tties together, and gave her a good ol’ fashioned dirty sanders.
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when you are hooking up with someone so ugly, you need to cover their face, but you lack a bag. you use your kfc bucket instead, which bears the face of the colonel sanders. for some, this is a unique fetish. for others, it’s just really weird.
you hook up with an ugly girl, and you want to have s-x, but she is just disgusting. you ate kfc that day, so you put the bucket on her head and go at it. this is a “dirty sanders.
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like it’s famous cousin the “dirty sanchez”, which involves the act of smearing fecal residue obtained from a partners -n-l cavity, during -n-l s-x acts under the said partners nose with ones finger.
the “dirty sanders” involves smearing a partners fecal reside, using ones whole hand over the mouth area to give the appearance of a goatee beard. not dissimilar to the one sported by the famous poultry chef extraordinaire col. harland sanders, of kentucky fried chicken fame. after the act of -n-l fisting.
“she took it all in the backdoor, then i kentucky fried her with a goatee dirty sanders style.”