Dirty Sangria
a swipe across the upper lip with a finger coated with a brownish red, foul smelling type of liquid coming from a woman’s v-g-n-! preferably a blood clot.
my friend and i decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. and since we know that v-g-n-l blood (with the occ-ssional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic…how about swiping that across someone’s upper lip! since red sangria’s come with clumps of fruit…thought a clumpy blood clot across a man’s face would be rather funny (hince the term dirty sangria).
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