Dirty Sanjaya
while performing -n-l s-x with a partner doggy style, the pitcher periodically wipes his shaft free of sh-t and pre-c-m with the palm of one hand, and grabs ahold of a handful of his partner’s hair. he holds each shaft of hair until the sh-t dries it into a rigid ponytail. he then continues wiping and switching hands, creating a row of sh-t-stiff ponytails down the center of his partner’s head, until she is left with a ponyhawk in the style of american idol’s sanjaya.
it took me so long to c-m -ss-f-cking her last night, i started giving her a dirty sanjaya.
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