dirty schuetter
when having s-x, the guy pulls out, and c-ms in a trumpet. after c-mming, he plays “when the saints go marching in,” splattering the j-zz on the girls face.
kristin: i have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head…
mike: well, i have just the dirty schuetter for you!
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