Dirty Seamus
when you are in ireland you have oral s-x with a big c-cked irish guy named seamus. his m-ssive c-ck takes up the whole bed. you then let him f-ck you up the -ss. he tears up your -ss and you don’t know when you take a sh-t ever again.
karen:”i love to get dirty seamus all night.”
bob:”me too, dirty seamus all day!”
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