dirty smeady
a dirty smeady is a short,dirty and perverted jesus look alike that will f-ck anything that has a hole. but in the absence of a hole, will hang his sh-t out at randomn and start wacking it for no reason at all, other than he is a dirty smeady. he also will fart and sh-t whenever he feels the urge and wake total strangers up three houses away.
d-mn, did you see that? that dirty smeady just jerked off on that row of monitors.
d-mn what just died in here? d-mn dirty smeady!!!
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