Dirty Snail
the name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail cr-p from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands
if it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
annie’s such a dirty snail!
mum:you’re always leaving cr-p around you snail
kid: but at least i’m not a dirty snail.
while engaging in s-xual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the v-g-n-l cavity and sprays his partner with -j-c-l-t- somewhere between the top of the sn-tch to the belly b-tton. he then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.
yo, i was humpin this sk-nk skeezer out the other night and i set this b-tch off with the nastiest dirty snail.
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