dirty squash
a lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. usually purchased as a joke at bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.
we bought trish a dirty squash for her party. she was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!
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