dirty straddle
when a male is taking a sh-t, the female climbs on and rides his d-ck. while riding his d-ck she also sh-ts between his legs straight into the toilet. thus resulting in a dirty straddle.
guy: “i have to sh-t and i’m h-rny.”
girl: “me too.”
guy: “want to dirty straddle?”
girl: “h-ll yeah!”
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