Dirty Swancoat
when a male inserts his fingers or p-n-s into the -n-s of a female and thereafter inserts the same appendage into her v-g-n-. the -n-l secretions from the woman (brown) are covered by her v-g-n-l discharge (clear/white).
“last night, he fingered my -ss and then my p-ssy. i can’t believe i got a dirty swancoat.”
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