Dirty Timmy
when a man has -n-l s-x with a woman who has diarrhoea.
optional: after he has -j-c-l-t-d, he then lies down while she sprays the contents of her -ss all over his face.
advanced: during the intercourse part of this, the man shouts “timmay!! timmay!!!” while thrusting.
“hey man, i did a dirty timmy with susan last night. oh yeah, she really let me have it afterwards. took ages to clean up though”
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