Dirty Toadstool


the act of inserting your big toe into ones -n-s
when alex wasn’t looking i sneaked him a dirty toadstool.

when i woke up with alex’s toe in my -ss i realized that i have just been dirty toadstooled.
the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone’s -sshole
when alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate

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