dirty underwear


discovery of one’s used condom by the subject’s parents. the parent may or may not be aware that said child is already s-xually active. creates serious tension/embarr-ssment between parent/child/child’s significant other.
i’m in deep sh-t man my mom found my dirty underwear after last night.

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