dirty unicorn
the act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. then you seduce your best friends wife while watching phil collins’ masterwork, the last unicorn. during f-ll-t– you begin the act by violently c-mming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream thunder cats hooooeeee!! all of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.
dude i totally gave jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves phil collins! did i make a mistake?
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