dirty viking
similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream “death to the infidels” and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight
the b-tch was tore the f-ck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight
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