Dirty Waffle

pr-nunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
function: noun
date: 21th century

a crisp p–p that is put onto a woman’s chest and pounded with a tennis racket. thus giving it the physical characteristics of a belgium waffle.
example 1:
bill: hey woman are you hungry?
woman: yes!! for you feces! p–p on me now!
bill: like this?
-bill p–ps on woman-
woman: yes! now smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a belgium waffle!
bill: oh, why didn’t you just say ‘make a dirty waffle’?
woman: sorry, by the way did you hear about obama’s plans to save the economy?
bill: jeez woman stop babbling about sh-t!
-woman and bill chuckle-

example 2: zac efron.
4 more definitions
it’s a nickname for the city of san diego which is a play on its name, i.e. a “dirty waffle” is a “sandy eggo”.
“want to head down to san diego this weekend?”
“nah, i hate the dirty waffle.”
to sh-t into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.the smell of warm t-rd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor
“the hotel was cr-p,as a mark of protest i left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out”
the imprint left behind when someone steps in a pile of dog sh-t.
“matt made a dirty waffle. please make sure he removes his shoes before he comes inside.”
to f-ck a girl in the -ss till her -sshole is stretch as big as your fist then dip your b-lls in her -ss.
so i gave this girl a dirty waffle last night she couldn’t sh-t this morning