dirty Walmart
when a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and m-st-rb-t- onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.
i heard jeff complaining how the mop smelled like s-m-n after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women’s apparel department.
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