Dirty Wendy
when a girl has a male roommate who only washes his bedsheets once a year and the night before he does laundry, she gets liquored up on amaretto sours, sneaks into his room and rides him while wearing his pillowcase as a hood.
that girl still has a rash on her face from when she pulled a dirty wendy.
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