Dirty Wizard
a dirty wizard is the act of a male having -n-l s-x with a female while she is sh-tting (as seen on macory.com). he then pulls his d-ck out and slaps her in the face j-pap with his d-ck while yelling “flippendo!” “expelliarmus!” or any other incantation mentioned in the harry potter series.
“expelliarmus!”
…haha, now you have sh-t on your face after that dirty wizard
a person mostly male with long greasy unwashed hair mostly wear items of clothing like band t-shirts and gamer t-shirts
look at the dirty wizard standing in gamestation
when one waves their d-ck around while saying “abracadabra” and then c-ms on the girl’s face.
she won’t talk to me since i gave her a dirty wizard.
a dirty wizard is when a male is having -n-l s-x with a male or female, pulls his d-ck out, and right after he c-ms, disappears.
he told me would love me long time if i let him pound my -ss, but he pulled a dirty wizard and i haven’t heard from him since.
a deprived, mature looking individual, toe nail teath and a hair disorder.
a dirty wizard is a ugly old man/women/ both, with a greasey beard. a hairy midget. charlotte baker.
a c-cktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull harry potter lookalike. the c-cktail is made from three ingredients: jack daniels, robinsons summer fruit cordial and tonic water. it is disgusting.
“what did you throw that dirty wizard away for, you rotten b-tch?” “i’ll f-cking make you one in a minute!”
an ugly old man with grey hair and a long beard. usually a homeless man or an old git who doesnt know how to keep clean. these type of wizards cannot do magic tricks and dont live in magic castles. these smell old b-st-rds need to be avoided and we should wait till their race eventually dies out.
kev: ”haha! seen that homeless man”
bozzo: ” yeah he looks like a dirty wizard”
kev: ”naah, more like a homless santa claus”
bozzo: ” dunno like, but the b-st-rd stinks, ill tell you that for free!”
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