dirtydick

verb: to have s-x with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.
john: did you just f-ck lisa?
ted: sure did!
john: didn’t you f-ck kelly like an hour ago?
ted: yeah, so i got her with a dirtyd-ck… no big deal
the art of penetrating a female with an unwashed p-n-s that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.
i just dirty d-cked that hoe, now she’s got whatever that b-tch had that i banged earlier.
someone who, usually a guy who has s-x with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a wh-r-.

she usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.

the guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of dirty d-ck for the unknown amount of std’s contracted.
dude 1: i had an awesome time with tiffany last nite.
dude 2: don’t you know, she preys on guys like us.
dude 1: oh sh-t…
dude 2: dude, you gotta dirty d-ck.
to take your p-n-s and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or gl-ss.
you’re such an -ss, i think i’ll dirtyd-ck your cup when you leave.
when one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person’s forehead etc. best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty d-cked.
lets give everyone’s car door handle a dirty d-ckin so wherever they go today they have d-ck on their hand.
a male who has an std and doesn’t notify his partners before s-xual activity
that dirty d-ck anthony gave me the clap
when you and your buddies stop somewhere to pee, “dirty d-ck” is the act of picking up a handful of dirt and tossing it in your buddy’s pants before he can zip up.

it is customary to shout, “dirty d-ck!” as you do it… then run like h-ll.
a few times in my life, i have dirty d-cked a friend. hurry up and finish peeing yourself, then grab a handful of dirt. pick your slowest peeing friend and toss the dirt into his pants as he is finishing up, while shouting, “dirty d-ck!”