dirtydiva
a dirtydiva, as opposed to a cleandiva, is a person who claims to be a female yet lacks any proof. generally this is done to reap the rewards of testosterone laden men with no outlet for their s-xual drive. commonly wears tanktops and short shorts “like everyone else of course” or a sports bra. other common traits include: microphone being eaten by dad, propensity for money, referring to themselves as a loot wh-r-, and c-cker-spaniels. lastly, dirtydivas tend to be basketball playing cheerleaders who date basketball team captains and run car washes which result in nice tans :). none of this can be verified though, so chances are it’s a 34 year old man. have a seat. what are you doing here? what kind of person brings condoms to a 12 year olds house? so you think it’s funny? i’d like executioner, please.
from dirtydiva: can i have executioner enchant please?
to dirtydiva: if a skeeza asks me to feed her with my visa then i’m gonna leave her
from dirtydiva: i’m dating jay
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