dirtykong
(noun) a monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. it can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
the repeated use of the letter “r” symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
if you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (cl-ss 7), just back away slowly, don’t turn your back on it, and then get the h-ll outta there!
ben: dude i was walking through the jungle the other day, and i totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
kevin: wow, that’s a level 3 dirtykong! i’m surprised you made it out alive!
ben: yeah, i’m alive, but i sure smell like sh-t
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