dirtyturtlesockfucker
when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to c-m you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre p-n-s. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre d-ck in it. afterwards -n-lf-ck youre wrinkly old grandma till you c-m on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a b-n-r and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre d-ck into its little b-tthole and f-ck boy f-ck. then when you c-m the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing c-m and he will explode all over your d-ck with a spermy, bl–dy, turtley mess
aw f-ck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockf-cker yesterday
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