Disappearing Salami


the disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. this term is disguised as a “magic trick”. this word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother’s room.
kid- what were you doing in my mom’s room?

strange man- i was preforming a magic trick!

kid- what’s it called?

strange man- shh its a secret…

kid- tell me!

strange man- the disappearing salami…

mom- arthur, come back to bed!

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